PRIMROSE

[aubins]

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[aubins]

Yup. There's a lot of it on there, so... might as well figure out what it is, and if it's any good. Especially if that's the bulk of the quick food options we have here.

[ they can cook? there's the option to cook. but this is so interesting. ]

[femmefinale]

Have you gotten very far in your ambitious venture?

[ Sir, that's a lot. Your figure?? ]

[aubins]

[ there's a gym here, it's fine. ]

I've just started. You want to help provide a less biased opinion?

[femmefinale]

I would be pleased to. I suppose it would be only fitting, considering our foray into cream.

[aubins]

[ he laughs. ]

Maybe don't try adding that to these, I don't think it'd taste quite as nice.

[femmefinale]

No, these look much more savory... there's something to be said about flavor contrast, but I would go with your opinion.

[aubins]

You can experiment if you want, but uh... I'll pass.

[ here prim. have a nuggie. ]

[femmefinale]

Not the adventurous type? Or just not when food is involved?

[ thanks for the nuggie, she's just going to take it and eye it a little dubiously. ]

[aubins]

No, I've tasted both of them and can tell you pretty confidently it would be pretty unappetising.

[femmefinale]

Fair enough.

[ Into her mouth the nuggie goes. She chews thoughtfully, nose scrunching up a bit. ]

[aubins]

[ prim your nose. ]

Marks out of ten?

[femmefinale]

... Four.

[ She's not into it. ]

[aubins]

Ooh, brutal.

It is just chicken though. I wonder what makes it so special. [ it has? world famous on the side? or something? world famous McRonnie's... ]

[femmefinale]

I thought it might be the breading, but it really isn't all that flavorful... just unfortunately soggy.

[ Look, she may have gone a few days without meals, but she still has Standards. ]

[aubins]

It came with these things as well, but they went cold in about two minutes.

[ he holds up


a fry

it sags to one side slightly. upsetting. ]

[femmefinale]

What... is that?

[ this sad limp creature ]

[aubins]

I think it's potato.

[ the fry


sags more. ]

[femmefinale]

... Should potatoes really be so... limp?

[aubins]

I really don't think so. I don't even know how they got them in this shape either?

[ he shakes his hand. the fry waggles sadly. ]

[femmefinale]

I would imagine by cutting the potato into strips, but... [ again, it's so limp, and Primrose sighs. ]

It's rather similar to some men I've known.

[aubins]

It's the ... skin? Coating? That's a bit strange to me. It's like they've fried it but it's... not got the texture of something that's been fried.

[ sorcery.








okay well that earns her a laugh. ]

Ain't that the truth?

[femmefinale]

[ She smiles, tranquilly. ]

You've experienced it? You poor dear.

[aubins]

There are always people who can't follow through on what they claim they're bringing to the table.

[ yuri 🤝 primrose
sometimes the sex you have is just bad, actually ]

[femmefinale]

[ Primrose makes a sadly sympathetic noise and reaches out to pat his hand. ]

Tragically, I know it well. The more they brag, the more disappointing they tend to be.

[aubins]

You can tell when it's going to be disappointing from before it even starts after a while. [ the venn diagram of "rich noble assholes" and "bad in bed" is a circle. ]

Which is admittedly a depressing skill to have.