PRIMROSE

[aubins]

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[aubins]

No, I've tasted both of them and can tell you pretty confidently it would be pretty unappetising.

[femmefinale]

Fair enough.

[ Into her mouth the nuggie goes. She chews thoughtfully, nose scrunching up a bit. ]

[aubins]

[ prim your nose. ]

Marks out of ten?

[femmefinale]

... Four.

[ She's not into it. ]

[aubins]

Ooh, brutal.

It is just chicken though. I wonder what makes it so special. [ it has? world famous on the side? or something? world famous McRonnie's... ]

[femmefinale]

I thought it might be the breading, but it really isn't all that flavorful... just unfortunately soggy.

[ Look, she may have gone a few days without meals, but she still has Standards. ]

[aubins]

It came with these things as well, but they went cold in about two minutes.

[ he holds up


a fry

it sags to one side slightly. upsetting. ]

[femmefinale]

What... is that?

[ this sad limp creature ]

[aubins]

I think it's potato.

[ the fry


sags more. ]

[femmefinale]

... Should potatoes really be so... limp?

[aubins]

I really don't think so. I don't even know how they got them in this shape either?

[ he shakes his hand. the fry waggles sadly. ]

[femmefinale]

I would imagine by cutting the potato into strips, but... [ again, it's so limp, and Primrose sighs. ]

It's rather similar to some men I've known.

[aubins]

It's the ... skin? Coating? That's a bit strange to me. It's like they've fried it but it's... not got the texture of something that's been fried.

[ sorcery.








okay well that earns her a laugh. ]

Ain't that the truth?

[femmefinale]

[ She smiles, tranquilly. ]

You've experienced it? You poor dear.

[aubins]

There are always people who can't follow through on what they claim they're bringing to the table.

[ yuri 🤝 primrose
sometimes the sex you have is just bad, actually ]

[femmefinale]

[ Primrose makes a sadly sympathetic noise and reaches out to pat his hand. ]

Tragically, I know it well. The more they brag, the more disappointing they tend to be.

[aubins]

You can tell when it's going to be disappointing from before it even starts after a while. [ the venn diagram of "rich noble assholes" and "bad in bed" is a circle. ]

Which is admittedly a depressing skill to have.

[femmefinale]

Yes, but it can't be helped. Although I should hope at this point you can put a stop to it if you know that early.

[aubins]

I can put a stop to whatever I need to. [ ... that... about sums it up. If he has to, he will. ]

[femmefinale]

Then I see my advice is not required.

[ And so she won't offer it, only nodding in a satisfied kind of way. ]

[aubins]

Advice is usually appreciated, regardless of if it's needed right there and then. A little extra wisdom never hurt anyone, right?

[ but still. he knows enough to tell someone to piss off if their advances aren't needed or wanted, its fine. probably. ]

[femmefinale]

Very true. I can only say that should I encounter someone here who I might consider problematic, I'll inform you.

[ Pretty sassy people gotta look out for each other at least a little. ]

[aubins]

Oho, a little exchange of information? [ the beautiful sassy people will one day possibly rule the world ] I'm all for that. It doesn't hurt to extend your eyes and ears out there in any situation you find yourself in, right?

[ hold up prim he has other vending machine goods, and these ones look more appealing - doughnuts. he'll nudge the box in her direction. all good deals should be sealed with sweets, right? ]

[femmefinale]

Yes, I do think information will be rather important here.

[ As she stares at the... pastries? Circular pastries??

She holds one up, and it's like the size of one of her bracelets????? ]

[aubins]

As it is everywhere. At least we're not having to filter out who has which tattoo on top of everything else that's going on here. That would just be... bordering on frustrating.

[ ... he laughs. ]

I don't think anything that comes out of this machine is poisonous. For the moment, at least.