You can tell when it's going to be disappointing from before it even starts after a while. [ the venn diagram of "rich noble assholes" and "bad in bed" is a circle. ]
Oho, a little exchange of information? [ the beautiful sassy people will one day possibly rule the world ] I'm all for that. It doesn't hurt to extend your eyes and ears out there in any situation you find yourself in, right?
[ hold up prim he has other vending machine goods, and these ones look more appealing - doughnuts. he'll nudge the box in her direction. all good deals should be sealed with sweets, right? ]
As it is everywhere. At least we're not having to filter out who has which tattoo on top of everything else that's going on here. That would just be... bordering on frustrating.
[ ... he laughs. ]
I don't think anything that comes out of this machine is poisonous. For the moment, at least.
[ As she takes a bite of the doughnut. It is... kind of stupidly sweet, but she also probably needs that right now, so she chews on it with a hum of intrigue. ]
[ two oldes, sitting in the kitchen. talking about processed food when they don't know wtf it is. ]
If you're choosing convenience, you sacrifice something else in the process. There's definitely no individual adjustments or, like you said, personal touches here.
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You've experienced it? You poor dear.
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[ yuri 🤝 primrose
sometimes the sex you have is just bad, actually ]
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Tragically, I know it well. The more they brag, the more disappointing they tend to be.
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Which is admittedly a depressing skill to have.
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[ And so she won't offer it, only nodding in a satisfied kind of way. ]
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[ but still. he knows enough to tell someone to piss off if their advances aren't needed or wanted, its fine. probably. ]
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[ Pretty sassy people gotta look out for each other at least a little. ]
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[ hold up prim he has other vending machine goods, and these ones look more appealing - doughnuts. he'll nudge the box in her direction. all good deals should be sealed with sweets, right? ]
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[ As she stares at the... pastries? Circular pastries??
She holds one up, and it's like the size of one of her bracelets????? ]
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[ ... he laughs. ]
I don't think anything that comes out of this machine is poisonous. For the moment, at least.
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[ As she takes a bite of the doughnut. It is... kind of stupidly sweet, but she also probably needs that right now, so she chews on it with a hum of intrigue. ]
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[ he pulls off a bit of his doughnut and pops it in his mouth, almost thoughtfully. ] Nothing wrong with cooking for yourself as well, if we have to.
[ because there are a lot of sweets here. a lot of temptation. ]
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[ Yuri, are you actually just perfect-- ]
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[ he's an absolute catch as a well as a delight, it's true. (pose) ]
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[ Still, she's delighted. ]
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[ As she munches on her doughnut. ]
This lacks in a personal touch.
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If you're choosing convenience, you sacrifice something else in the process. There's definitely no individual adjustments or, like you said, personal touches here.
[ but he's still eating it so
it's good. ]