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SHEILA

this is santa clarita diet, right?

Yup... This place is full of surprises.

[Unfortunately for both of them, maintaining an awkward distance will not stop the weekly effect from happening. Cue a somewhat questionable memory.]

[ kyuu i am wheezing. ]

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So.

... Do I want to know what was in the potato salad or is this a no-go area for you? [ interestingly he doesn't seem bothered about the pen stabbing? wild. ]

... No, that was just regular potato salad.

[Thank you for accepting her pan stabbing crimes, Yuri.]

[ sheila, honey, pen stabbing barely blipped on his radar. you do you mean girl. ]

Wow.

She seemed a real delight over eating a perfectly normal potato salad. I take it the crossbow on that guy's back was some sort of creative incentive if she was going to continue being a delightful bitch about it before you stabbed her?

If by "incentive" you mean he was going to kill her on the spot, then yeah! Super fucking creative incentive.

Yes, that was implied.

Great. Then you can imagine how that would have gone if I didn't save her little bitch ass. You're welcome, Christa!

I’m surprised having her bleed like that was enough to satisfy a guy out on a killing mission.

I mean, a gold star for the quick thinking and diffusion, that’s the kind of problem solving we appreciate in a pinch, but aside from the surprise retaliation it was way cleaner than I expected it would be.