SHEILA

[aubins]

this is santa clarita diet, right?

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[toesies]

Great. Then you can imagine how that would have gone if I didn't save her little bitch ass. You're welcome, Christa!

[aubins]

I’m surprised having her bleed like that was enough to satisfy a guy out on a killing mission.

I mean, a gold star for the quick thinking and diffusion, that’s the kind of problem solving we appreciate in a pinch, but aside from the surprise retaliation it was way cleaner than I expected it would be.

[toesies]

It makes sense with context. But what do you mean, way cleaner? That was a mess.

[aubins]

A crossbow bolt and a body would've been messier.

[ honestly. ]

[toesies]

Point taken. So, we can all agree I'm a hero for averting that crisis.

[aubins]

Your medal is being delivered by courier as we speak.

[toesies]

I am getting ready to sign the package as we speak.