SHI QING XUAN

[aubins]

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[aubins]

Sound like a plan to me.

[ the can get The Jam. the flavours will be whatever we think of on the fly because i'm going to skip and say the dough is risen so they can get to punching.

yuri will split the dough into smaller sections as well, so that they can have plenty of punching opportunities. that's probably two decent sized pieces of dough each!. ]

Have at it.

[shiftingwinds]

Don't mind if I do!

[she

imagines hk-47's face in the dough

and absolutely wails on it with her wimpy little arms. please, she's like rank D in brawling, she's not very good at this. but she's having fun??]

[aubins]

[ she's having a good time and that is ALL that matters.

yuri takes his own ball of dough and


beats on it himself. he's probably like a rank C, so it's fine. he's just doing his best right now too. eat it hk-47's imagined face ]

[shiftingwinds]

[


is this really rage baking if they're having a great time.]

[aubins]

[ yes because he still wishes he could've done this to the robot's face. ]

[shiftingwinds]

[that's fair.

she glances over at him and smiles.]

That dough didn't stand a chance.

[aubins]

Good.

[ he gives dough........1! another solid punch and smacks it down on the board next to him. ]

Ready for round two?

[shiftingwinds]

[she cracks her knuckles]

Bring it on!

[aubins]

[ the dough is divvied, and the punching can begin. there's definitely anger to those punches, like he's imaging metal and bolts warping under his fists.

but hey!

it's effective for making great dough too so win/win. ]

[shiftingwinds]

[whambam, this dough is getting punched into oblivion.]

Ahaha, this really is fun. It's been awhile since I've cooked something like this!

[aubins]

You don't usually cook?

[ there's a pause, and a frown and he smacks the dough with his fist again. fuck you hk. :| ]

[shiftingwinds]

There's been no need to! Other people have seen to that, recently.

[gods don't cook, there are junior officials and servants for that! and also, like, lots of feasts?

speaking of feasts! we are now interrupting this ragebaking to bring you a memshare.]

[aubins]

[ and hey! sqx is going to get one in return! (4:34 - 7:20). we love a little awkwardness in our rage baking. ]

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As long as you're comfortable in whichever form you're using, then what does it matter?

[ priorities. ]

[shiftingwinds]

[at the exact same moment, honestly: ]

If anyone else makes you feel filthy and unlovable, I'm going to beat them up.

[priorities indeed]

[aubins]

[ oh my god ]

Stop, it's a personal feeling. [ leave him to his ((becks voice) WRONG) opinions. ]

Why was that guy on your case anyway?

[shiftingwinds]

If someone does something that gives you that feeling...

[they better watch their backs!! that's all!!]

Oh... That was my brother. He doesn't like it when I dress up like this. [she forces a laugh and tosses her hair over one shoulder.] He's probably just jealous that I make a prettier woman than he would!

[aubins]

[ sqx..... ]

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[ oh. oh! ]

Are the people with him the ones who you'd-- [ he mimes punching! ]

[shiftingwinds]

[she nods rapidly]

Ling Wen isn't always awful, but General Pei is just the worst! I really wish my brother would make friends with better people, like Ming-xiong.

[aubins]

They all sounded pretty awful there. [ and that's all he has to go off of, so they are RUDE. ]

[shiftingwinds]

[she makes a face]

...the heavens can be like that.

[aubins]

Why, because there's no one they think can tell them off?

[shiftingwinds]

[she nods]

Something like that.

[aubins]

Seems like they could use it. A couple of quick verbal shootdowns.

[shiftingwinds]

That's right! And what are they going to do to me? I'm a big shot in the heavens, but my brother is an even bigger ... big shot. They wouldn't want to make him angry! [she pauses] ...that makes me sound as bad as them, I guess, but at least I'm not using my influence for anything bad!

[aubins]

The bigger-er... shot?

[ pff ] I'm pretty sure you could influence them and you'd be justified.