Anyway wow yeah he's absolutely tripping over Yuri because he's looking up at the beautiful lovely sky overhead! THERE HE GOES, just whackin into his poor side and then tumbling over the top of him, splatting on the ground.]
[Suffering, and now suffering just a little bit more... He just fuckin stays on the floor, anyway.]
Huh. Well, at least you get to look at something nice while you suffer. [The stars are surely lovely even to someone who just got tripped over!] But maybe you should suffer on the side of the room, instead.
[FLOOR SOLIDARITY!! Also wow. He does not yet know that one group was just randomly inflicted with drunkenness, so he's just sitting here like, half of the people in this base are day drinkers.]
You probably shouldn't just let people keep stepping on you even if it's happened a lot? [YURI PLEASE. He will start to roll upright...] Here, gimme your hands, I'll pull you over so you're at least not quite in the middle.
Why would I look at the floor in a room where you're supposed to look at the ceiling?
[PUNK. But he'll take that as an attempt to be dragged up!! And push himself fully up so he can go grab Yuri's hand and start to pull him a little off to the side, so he's not directly in the line of foot traffic. Perhaps.]
There - how's this? Can you still see the stars? [...] Were you even trying to see the stars?
I haven't been day drinking though. [ today ] This -- [ and he circles his finger, like he's making a circle over himself ] -- is all a lovely side effect of getting on that boat.
We kept getting bitten by these fish with teeth? [That was wild.] They'd just jump into our boat... Oh! And we kept getting really bad chest pain, too.
[They never figured out why that was happening, truly good work team.]
[HE'S...THINKING ABOUT IT......... So much chaos happened on that stupid boat that it's hard to remember which direction they were facing at any given point in time.]
--Now that you've said it, I think so? Yeah... For me, anyway.
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anyway he's just curled on one of the seats and i hope mahito trips over him because it's what they both deserve. ]
THIS FUCKING SHITPOST SENT ME STRAIGHT TO HELL i love it
Anyway wow yeah he's absolutely tripping over Yuri because he's looking up at the beautiful lovely sky overhead! THERE HE GOES, just whackin into his poor side and then tumbling over the top of him, splatting on the ground.]
Ow—!
good, it sends me
Ow.
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Anyway, he rolls over from where he'd smacked onto the floor, blinking up at the ceiling for a second... And then looking over toward Yuri.]
What are you doing down here?
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[ was that before or after he got tripped over in a planetarium? who knows. ]
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Huh. Well, at least you get to look at something nice while you suffer. [The stars are surely lovely even to someone who just got tripped over!] But maybe you should suffer on the side of the room, instead.
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It's nice and dark too, so if I'm suddenly hit with a hangover maybe I won't suffer quite as much. [ maybe ]
Eh. I've been trodden on enough times today at this point.
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You probably shouldn't just let people keep stepping on you even if it's happened a lot? [YURI PLEASE. He will start to roll upright...] Here, gimme your hands, I'll pull you over so you're at least not quite in the middle.
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I didn't think people wouldn't be looking where they stepped.
[ urrrggggggh. don't make him move. he flaps his hand vaguely in mahito's direction. maybe this is an attempt to be dragged up, who can say. ]
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Why would I look at the floor in a room where you're supposed to look at the ceiling?
[PUNK. But he'll take that as an attempt to be dragged up!! And push himself fully up so he can go grab Yuri's hand and start to pull him a little off to the side, so he's not directly in the line of foot traffic. Perhaps.]
There - how's this? Can you still see the stars? [...] Were you even trying to see the stars?
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[ hello? mahito? just look up??? ]
It was quieter and dark in here so I didn't feel so... off. The stars were just there. [ ... ] I can see them now though, thanks.
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Anyway once he has sufficiently dragged Yuri off the beaten path, he will sit back down again.]
Yep, no problem. [A little nod! Then:] A lot of people seem to find day-drinking indulgent.
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[ hrffffgggb. ]
I haven't been day drinking though. [ today ] This -- [ and he circles his finger, like he's making a circle over himself ] -- is all a lovely side effect of getting on that boat.
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[He just. Reaches out and pats Yuri's shoulder... Honestly that's a hilarious effect?? He would have liked to tradesies.]
It's kind of weird that it's still ongoing, isn't it? Nothing that happened to us in there lasted.
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If I knew what was making it continue, I'd have made it stop.
[ weh ]
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What are you going to do if it doesn't wear off?
[YURI YOUR ETERNAL HANGOVER.]
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It should? I think.
Pester the Avatars, I guess.
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Hah... Well, hopefully it won't come to that. Still, that's some bad luck! Everything that happened in ours wore off after we left.
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Lucky you. What happened?
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[They never figured out why that was happening, truly good work team.]
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[ hm. ]
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--Now that you've said it, I think so? Yeah... For me, anyway.
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They really took that warning seriously. One group had... music, or something? Whenever they looked back.
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Ooh... Now that I'm thinking about it, yeah. The first time it happened, I looked back right after they said don't look back.
[THANKS MAHITO.]
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It's probably connected. [ sucks to be mahito's boat team. your heart attacks. ]
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