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Yuri Leclerc ([personal profile] aubins) wrote2021-02-10 08:03 pm
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touchups: (you won't believe your eyes)

THIS FUCKING SHITPOST SENT ME STRAIGHT TO HELL i love it

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-10 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[YURI.......

Anyway wow yeah he's absolutely tripping over Yuri because he's looking up at the beautiful lovely sky overhead! THERE HE GOES, just whackin into his poor side and then tumbling over the top of him, splatting on the ground.]


Ow—!
touchups: (one man falls another takes his place)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-11 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[String it through with neon lights and no one will ever miss it again.

Anyway, he rolls over from where he'd smacked onto the floor, blinking up at the ceiling for a second... And then looking over toward Yuri.]


What are you doing down here?
touchups: (it was nice to know ya)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-11 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Suffering, and now suffering just a little bit more... He just fuckin stays on the floor, anyway.]

Huh. Well, at least you get to look at something nice while you suffer. [The stars are surely lovely even to someone who just got tripped over!] But maybe you should suffer on the side of the room, instead.
touchups: (that's where the plot begins)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[FLOOR SOLIDARITY!! Also wow. He does not yet know that one group was just randomly inflicted with drunkenness, so he's just sitting here like, half of the people in this base are day drinkers.]

You probably shouldn't just let people keep stepping on you even if it's happened a lot? [YURI PLEASE. He will start to roll upright...] Here, gimme your hands, I'll pull you over so you're at least not quite in the middle.
touchups: (and i don't think anyone knows)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[he isn't.........]

Why would I look at the floor in a room where you're supposed to look at the ceiling?

[PUNK. But he'll take that as an attempt to be dragged up!! And push himself fully up so he can go grab Yuri's hand and start to pull him a little off to the side, so he's not directly in the line of foot traffic. Perhaps.]

There - how's this? Can you still see the stars? [...] Were you even trying to see the stars?
touchups: (not a second thought about you)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-13 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[YES but CONSIDER, the prime sky-viewing location is always in the center!!

Anyway once he has sufficiently dragged Yuri off the beaten path, he will sit back down again.]


Yep, no problem. [A little nod! Then:] A lot of people seem to find day-drinking indulgent.
touchups: (that's where the plot begins)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-13 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh.

[He just. Reaches out and pats Yuri's shoulder... Honestly that's a hilarious effect?? He would have liked to tradesies.]

It's kind of weird that it's still ongoing, isn't it? Nothing that happened to us in there lasted.
touchups: (while they wait by gates of pearl)

w0 sat

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-14 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[HAHA!! Wow. What a wild 9 hours, right? Mahito's stretching as he wanders into the common room, because even though he took a couple of nap breaks, being stuck in a chair for a full work shift is still HELL...

He also flops bonelessly onto one of the couches, looking Yuri's way.]


...Could've gone better!

[SURE COULD'VE.]
touchups: (because his hold has turned so tight)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-14 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Y...yuri....... He's looking for the outside bones huh. There's a little huff of laughter, and then:]

What're you looking for, anyway? Trying to find anything you might've missed?
touchups: (you know i love it when the news is bad)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-14 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[No Yuri can keep his not-fun-being-stepped-on actually... Anyway, with a curious hum:]

What are you going to do if it doesn't wear off?

[YURI YOUR ETERNAL HANGOVER.]
touchups: (while they wait by gates of pearl)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-14 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[alli is haunting us all in this chilis now and forever]

I think you're probably right. [After another second of looking, he'll roll off the couch to mosey over and join Yuri by the hot tub instead. Hot tub share your tooth secrets...]

Pretty weird form of justice, huh?
touchups: (and we can't have you living a lie)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-14 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU ARE CORRECT

In any case, he just raises his shoulders...]


They talk a lot about wanting things to be even and taking an eye for an eye and all that, but this is pretty unnecessarily complex, right? Maybe it's like... "clean up your own messes" or something.

[Like, one of them does a murder, the rest of them have to deal with it?? FOOLISH.]
touchups: (when the truth arrives)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-14 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately, he would not disagree.]

Hah... Well, hopefully it won't come to that. Still, that's some bad luck! Everything that happened in ours wore off after we left.

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