MINEO

[aubins]

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[aubins]

That's what I said.

[ none gun. ]

Swords. And magic that goes along with it. Hence why I was hoping to find a training blade or something.

[sengokus]

Magic? Seriously? Whoa!

And swords?! That's so cool!!

[fanboy mode activated]

[aubins]

[ b l i n k ]

It's... fairly standard, where I'm from. Either than, or a spear, or an axe. Those are pretty common.

[sengokus]

Spears and axes... Whoa... That's super cool too!! Just like Honda Tadakatsu or Sanada Yukimura...!

[sorry]

[aubins]

...








Who?

[sengokus]

Ah - they're crazy cool historical figures from the Sengoku Era! Honda Tadakatsu, strongest of the Sengoku and right-hand man to Tokugawa Ieyasu - and Sanada Yukimura, the man who tried to claim Ieyasu's head!

[SPEARS SPEARS SPEARS but he just grins]

Eh - not that it makes any difference to you, I guess.... I just think that sort of thing's super cool! I guess if you're looking for a sword, you just need something with the right length until we find a blacksmith?

[aubins]

[ what's a sengoku. ]

No, it doesn't. Different eras, maybe? [ or entirely different worlds. amazing. ] If we find a blacksmith here I'll be pretty impress, I can tell you that. But something around the size and weight of a training blade would suffice.

Getting some practice in would stave off boredom, at the very least.

[sengokus]

Eras... Worlds... Crazy as it sounds.

[but he doesn't have magic in his world so. or furries! there's so many for real furries here.]

Maybe there's a kendo sword or something...? Or we could try to ask for once? Omi-san said he wanted a pole in here....

[aubins]

[ MINEO ARE YOU SURE HE WANTED A POLE FOR FIGHTING REASONS ]

If the people who knows how this place works make an appearance I will. Otherwise I might have to cobble something together for the moment...

[sengokus]

[iunno]

Hmm... [mineo looks around] Maybe like... a pipe? It just has to be sturdy with reach, right?

[aubins]

[ omi.... pole dancing. ]

... Pretty much. A little more reach is preferable.

[sengokus]

I mean, people have stolen a bunch of stuff so far - as long as you don't take anything that other people will miss, it should probably be okay.

[logic?]

[aubins]

[ like the knives everyone bodily ran at and grabbed from the kitchen. ]

Yeah, just gotta figure out what would work that won't be missed and go from there. Maybe something from one of the things lying around here...?

[ the "things" being.... all the gym equipment. time to gut thm for parts. ]

[sengokus]

You could probably unscrew one of the parts? But uh - just make sure that people know it's broken so they don't try to use it.

[or else they'll

have trouble]

You don't wanna just learn how to pick up a new weapon, or hand to hand until then?

[aubins]

I'll put it back together again when I'm done.

[ probably. ]

After years studying the same one? No. Not really.

[sengokus]

Yeah! Then it'll probably be fine.

[time to wander off and check out the equipment and see what he can help yuri take it apart? okay]

Huh... How long've you been studying the sword and magic?

[aubins]

Long enough that I know it's what I'm comfortable with.

[ he's looking at a set of dumbbells. the really big ones? can he even lift these? ]

[sengokus]

[c

can he?]

Oh - you can probably use one of those if you screw the weights off the sides?

[JUST TAKE THE POLE]

[aubins]

[ his twink arms can probably lift. ]

Oh, those come off?

[ hang on he'll........ tug one of them off. it drops to the ground with the same obnoxious energy of a gym rat muscle boy dropping their dumbbell to the ground instead of just putting it down, because they have to let Everyone Know They're Lifting The Big Weights. ]

[sengokus]

[aaaAAAAAA it startles him - ]

Gentler, gentler! You could've slammed it on your foot or something!

[AND THAT WOULD BE SO SAD. YURI YOUR FEMBLEM FEETSIES]

[aubins]

[ now no one may perceive his feetsies, as god and seiros intended ]

I wasn't really aiming it for any of my body parts, don't have a heart attack over it.

[ there is


another clang as the other dumbbell hits the floor. uwah. ]

[sengokus]

[mineo is just

shutting his eyes for a moment]

.... got it...

[but he'll go pick those up,,]

Does that bar work for you then?

[aubins]

[ he just swings the bar. ]

[ hm. ]

The weight's not well distributed, but I can't really complain too much.

[sengokus]

[mineo is cleaning up after yuri....]

Huh... Well, I guess that'll do until you can ask for a real sword?

[aubins]

[ what a good house husband. ]

It'll have to do until I can ask for something better. [ he shoulders it. it's kinda heavy? he's fine. ] Not exactly fair all you other people get to use your fancy machines and we don't even get basic wooden training swords, huh?