[fuck - at least he recognizes that much and flusters]
It's not really my forté - but phones are pretty high-tech! You can call people over long distances, so they can see your face or voice. Or you can play games on them that are pretty intense, like fighting games or RPGs! [hm] Like... interactive books, I guess?
[how is he translating this to someone medieval???]
Yeah! Though this one looks like it's mostly just good for texting each other right now.... It's an easy way to contact someone even if you're not in the same place as them.
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That's a text!
[and he points at the device]
And that's a cell phone - but it's pretty ancient.
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I'm afraid to ask what not ancient ones look like.
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[he just
draws a rectangular iphone/android shape in the air]
And you just poke it!
[THIS EXPLAINS NOTHING]
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I see.
[ he doesn't see shit, mineo. ]
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It's not really my forté - but phones are pretty high-tech! You can call people over long distances, so they can see your face or voice. Or you can play games on them that are pretty intense, like fighting games or RPGs! [hm] Like... interactive books, I guess?
[how is he translating this to someone medieval???]
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[ this look on his face
it's overcooked trauma. ]
Basically, these things do more than just open our doors, and we should use them. Yes?
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what is this expression]
Uh -
Yeah! Though this one looks like it's mostly just good for texting each other right now.... It's an easy way to contact someone even if you're not in the same place as them.
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being coerced
into playing Overcooked. ]
Oh. Like... sending a letter but through these little boxes.
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Yeah - though it's not able to do some other stuff... Normally you'd be able to hear someone's voice through the phone too, even if they're super far.
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...
That'd make getting news across the country so much easier.