GU YUN

[aubins]

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week 0, wednesday

[aubins]

[ what's up gu yun, i hope your core is braced because yuri is just going to flop onto the opposite side of the beanbag he's on and push all the beans awkwardly around. ]

So.

Did you have fun on our little excursion today?

[liuli]

[ his core is always braced he's 95% tension

however, gu yun makes an "oof" when he's jostled from where he's sitting, just sort of sprawled out on the beanbag, eyes closed. it's just yuri, though, so he relaxes and lifts his head to look at him. ]

Oh, sure. Ever heard of an 'alligator' before? Because I hadn't. How was yours?

[aubins]

[ abs of STEEL. ]

A what now?

I feel drunk. Because the boat made us drunk. And then we wrestled a three headed cat and didn't even get to keep it.

[liuli]

Some sort of creature, with large sharp teeth. Looked like the biggest lizard I've ever seen in my life.

[ maybe like a dragon! no. laughs in fire emblem.

he tilts his head to actually look at yuri properly over that part, and then just. pats him on the arm that's closest. that's rough, buddy. ]

[aubins]

Mineo kept treading on my ribcage.

[ he suffered. he will just... pat the patting hand. thank you for your sympathies, friend. ]

[liuli]

[ lmao ]

Can't imagine that child can hold his liquor. [ you and mineo are the SAME AGE? ]

[aubins]

... I guess you can always try and find out? There's a whole bar there. Tell him you want a chat or something.

[liuli]

Are you suggesting that I get him drunk on purpose?

[ touching a hand to his heart like he's scandalized. ]

[aubins]

[ he just


fuckin'

looks at him ]

[liuli]

[ .... ]

Pffft -- [ and yeah of course he immediately cracks up laughing. you know how this goes by now. ]

[aubins]

You cannot say that to me after downing as many of those jello things as you did the other day.

[liuli]

[ wehehehe ]

I can't believe you don't think I'm upstanding!

[aubins]

All the best people aren't.

[liuli]

Aw. Counting yourself in that number?

[ the worst ]

[aubins]

Oh, definitely. [ haha... ha. ] Plus I also downed a number of those jello things, so....

[liuli]

[ the laughter dies to down to snickering, now, pleased. ]

Those things were quite strong, weren't they? Packed more of a punch than I expected. Overall, not a bad substitute, if impossible for powering anything.

[aubins]

... You were trying to summon a power source and got alcholic fruit shots instead?

[liuli]

Mhm. [ gu yun flops backwards into the bean bag chair again, remembering his failure. boo ]

It's called Ziliujin. It's a very rare, nonrenewable substance you can burn to create power. A nation with natural deposits of ziliujin is said to be sitting on gold. [ a beat, and he laughs. ] It's purple in color, so I do see the connection.

[aubins]

... That thing was pretty much just alcohol and sugar, so I guess it was an interpretation of an energy source.

[ he will flop also. bean bag chairs comfy. ]

A very loose one, but I see what it was going for.

[liuli]

Mmhm.

Sort of like your 'sharpie'. I suppose you could use that for eyeliner, but I imagine one might quickly regret it.

[aubins]

[ he pulls a face. ]

The smell alone would put me off using that thing on my face. You know when something just smells so much you know it's going to suck? [ yeah ]

[liuli]

[ gu yun snorts - he seems to find that very funny. ]

You have no idea.

[aubins]

[ he just


raises a hand to point at him. gu yun what is your fantasy steam punk china. ]

Alright, I'll bite. What else does it do, apart from smell so strong it could knock you out?

[liuli]

Hm, hm. Information doesn't come cheap ~

[ he's only teasing, though. with them all coming from different worlds... and with ziliujin being basic, common knowledge, it doesn't bother him at all. ]

It's a power source, like I said. The majority of the army uses weaponry powered by ziliujin, and it powers most of the transportation, too. From as big as a Giant Kite to as small as a steam lamp - though, it's so rare, using it on a steam lamp would be excessive. Not everyone has magic like you all do, you know!

[aubins]

[ wordlessly, he pulls out a sharpie and hands it to him. payment. ]

... You lost me at some parts there. Grand Kite? [ also: ] Hey, every world has its benefits. Apparently.