[ It's okay. He got it. Since Yuri didn't mention anything about missiles or like... Satellite. I don't know. Not even Siri? Gojou will gesture to him. ]
... Yeah, that's all waaaay beyond anything I know or recognise. [ so there's your answer. ] Why is the only thing for cooking made of glass? Where's the fire?
... I'll... figure out the kitchen stuff later. At least there's something willing to dispense food to those of us who don't know any of the stuff in the kitchen in the first place.
[ the tragic life of an olde. ]
Alright then. Explain that to me. [ the tv! the moving picture frame. ] It's not a painting, but it's ... what, a similar size to some of them? And it moves.
The vending machine is super convenient. Abuse it while you can.
[ Cause Gojou feels in his bones that THINGS CAN'T BE THIS GOOD. THEY JUST CAN'T. ]
So... This machine is a form of entertainment, but you got the idea. It displays moving pictures. They're "recorded" like how people record history in books. Instead, the TV shows moving recordings—a full visual.
Where does the food even come from? [ how does he make magic that can do this? also yeah it's ABSOLUTELY too good to be true, why do you think he ate like four onion gratins on day one? ]
...
Like... documenting through image, instead of written word? [ but the pictures move. he's squinting. ]
[ he keeps saying videogames and that tells yuri nothing. but it's fine he's got this. ]
So those are... games, but they have something to do with this? [ he raps a knuckle on the tv screen. i truly hope he just punched one of the actors in the tit. ]
but hey, he'll sit himself down on the sofa and stare at the screen -- especially after it switches from whatever nightmare colonel sanders shenangians were occuring to
whatever overcooked looks like to a ye olde fire emblem. ]
[ Gojou will join him! And pass him a controller. Quickly, he gives Yuri some instruction on THE LEFT SIDE IS FOR YOU TO MOVE, ALSO TO SELECT. And the other buttons are accept cancel, whatever. ]
So this is a cooking diner simulator—or should I say a tavern simulator.
[ IS THAT A GOOD COMPARISON. ]
We basically fulfill orders for money.
[ As cute little animals. Gojou has chosen a panda because it reminds him of his student, Panda. ]
[ he's just staring at the controller. and then he pushes down the directional button and--
keeps it pressed down. wheeeeeeeeeeeeee. he stops when he realises it's just cycling through the little creatures on screen. ]
Tavern makes sense. [ he presses the button once. and then again. and then he does that thing like when you're watching your grandpa type and he looks down at the keyboard, taps the single letter, and then back up at the screen to see what happened. he's doing that. but with the character selection screen.
[ Because Gojou isn't so cruel to throw Yuri into the lion's den yet. Or should we say wolf's den. He gives some more instructions on like... The two buttons to use to play overcook that isn't the joystick.
The timer doesn't go down until they submit something, so they have allll the timeeee in the world. ]
[ still eight of the most concerning words he's heard today, and he got handed a dicksword. still. the guidance is appreciated.
and thank god the timer doesn't go down because "cutting the fish" is a slightly speedier version of "grandpa typing letter by letter", but still involves a lot of staring at the controller, then at the button, rinse and repeat. it's only a little way in that he seems to realise he can press the button faster, and the lil' wolf will chop faster.
learning! ]
Wish it was that easy to prepare a fish in reality.
If life were a game, then it would mean there's such a thing as "winning."
[ Though, for Gojou, he does believe in "winning" for the most part. Either way, he will take Yuri's cut fish and plate it. This? It's sashimi. That's all they're making. ]
Preparing fish really is annoying... But you don't need to suffer too much in a videogame. [ He points to the button that Yuri is mashing. ] You can hold the button instead of pressing it each time. It'll count it as multiple taps for as long as you hold it.
[ he can... think of some people who would definitely think they are winning at life over others. but that's not a philosophical conversation to have over making pretend sashimi. ]
Deboning it's the most fun part, I don't know what you're talking about. [ deboning a fish is a pain in the assand his tone of voice suggests it is absolutely a pain in the ass no matter what his words are actually saying. ]
...
[ he holds down the button
the wolf makes some wild, knife hacking motions at the chopping board. impressive. ]
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[ the HEIGHT of civilisation? ] Magic use, maybe. But we mostly use that for combat.
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All right, come with me!
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he will follow gojou. ]
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You see all these things? The metal boxes with glass. They're considered technology, but so does the metal stuff in the kitchen.
[ There. He did his job. ]
But since there's nothing we can do about the door, I can at least help you out with the techy stuff.
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Oh. The kitchen stuff.
... Yeah, that's all waaaay beyond anything I know or recognise. [ so there's your answer. ] Why is the only thing for cooking made of glass? Where's the fire?
[ what are your OVENS? ]
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[ No firewood! ]
Did you want to fiddle with kitchen things? Or—
[ Gestures at all the arcade games and the TV. ]
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... I'll... figure out the kitchen stuff later. At least there's something willing to dispense food to those of us who don't know any of the stuff in the kitchen in the first place.
[ the tragic life of an olde. ]
Alright then. Explain that to me. [ the tv! the moving picture frame. ] It's not a painting, but it's ... what, a similar size to some of them? And it moves.
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[ Cause Gojou feels in his bones that THINGS CAN'T BE THIS GOOD. THEY JUST CAN'T. ]
So... This machine is a form of entertainment, but you got the idea. It displays moving pictures. They're "recorded" like how people record history in books. Instead, the TV shows moving recordings—a full visual.
[ does this make sense. ]
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...
Like... documenting through image, instead of written word? [ but the pictures move. he's squinting. ]
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[ He snaps his fingers! As in Yuri is correct. ]
Yes. Moving images, capturing life itself in motion. Most of the things that show on TV are fictional, though.
[ let him turn it on.
It is A Recipe For Seduction. ]
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...
[ yuri just looks tired. ]
You'd think they'd let you look at something different.
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They did provide us some other movies.
[ Let him unveil the entertainment cabinet. Look at all these movies! And these videogames. ]
Though if you prefer something to stimulate your brain, I would recommend games.
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[ he's getting a blank stare again. ]
Like... chess?
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Yeah, but more appealing to the eyes.
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Chess isn't exactly painful to the eyes.
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[ He is a man of b-rate culture. It is reality. ]
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So those are... games, but they have something to do with this? [ he raps a knuckle on the tv screen. i truly hope he just punched one of the actors in the tit. ]
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[ Yuri is learning that Gojou's way of teaching is very... I tell you what it is, you figure out the rest.
As an example, Gojou will fiddle with the consoles and VOILA. Overcooked. No more Colonel Sanders. ]
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but hey, he'll sit himself down on the sofa and stare at the screen -- especially after it switches from whatever nightmare colonel sanders shenangians were occuring to
whatever overcooked looks like to a ye olde fire emblem. ]
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So this is a cooking diner simulator—or should I say a tavern simulator.
[ IS THAT A GOOD COMPARISON. ]
We basically fulfill orders for money.
[ As cute little animals. Gojou has chosen a panda because it reminds him of his student, Panda. ]
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[ he's just staring at the controller. and then he pushes down the directional button and--
keeps it pressed down. wheeeeeeeeeeeeee. he stops when he realises it's just cycling through the little creatures on screen. ]
Tavern makes sense. [ he presses the button once. and then again. and then he does that thing like when you're watching your grandpa type and he looks down at the keyboard, taps the single letter, and then back up at the screen to see what happened. he's doing that. but with the character selection screen.
he's a wolf now. ]
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[ Because Gojou isn't so cruel to throw Yuri into the lion's den yet. Or should we say wolf's den. He gives some more instructions on like... The two buttons to use to play overcook that isn't the joystick.
The timer doesn't go down until they submit something, so they have allll the timeeee in the world. ]
Cut this fish for me!
[ HIS PANDA YEETS IT AT YURI. ]
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and thank god the timer doesn't go down because "cutting the fish" is a slightly speedier version of "grandpa typing letter by letter", but still involves a lot of staring at the controller, then at the button, rinse and repeat. it's only a little way in that he seems to realise he can press the button faster, and the lil' wolf will chop faster.
learning! ]
Wish it was that easy to prepare a fish in reality.
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[ Though, for Gojou, he does believe in "winning" for the most part. Either way, he will take Yuri's cut fish and plate it. This? It's sashimi. That's all they're making. ]
Preparing fish really is annoying... But you don't need to suffer too much in a videogame. [ He points to the button that Yuri is mashing. ] You can hold the button instead of pressing it each time. It'll count it as multiple taps for as long as you hold it.
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[ he can... think of some people who would definitely think they are winning at life over others. but that's not a philosophical conversation to have over making pretend sashimi. ]
Deboning it's the most fun part, I don't know what you're talking about. [ deboning a fish is a pain in the assand his tone of voice suggests it is absolutely a pain in the ass no matter what his words are actually saying. ]
...
[ he holds down the button
the wolf makes some wild, knife hacking motions at the chopping board. impressive. ]
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