MEDB

[aubins]

Comments

[fergalicious]

What about to your stomach?

[aubins]

Let's not injure my body with metal appliances, I still need to use it.

[fergalicious]

[ She giggles. ]

What about plastic?

[aubins]

You're very fixated on hitting me, Medb. Should I be offended?

[fergalicious]

You should be honored. ☆

[ She flashes a victory sign. ]

[aubins]

I'll remind my rib cage of that later.

[ he has no idea what that is but she seems happy enough doing it ]

[fergalicious]

[ He made her swerve from horny to violence. It's his fault? ]

Don't act like you wouldn't be able to dodge it when I wouldn't be trying very hard.

[aubins]

[ maybe she needs to (tayor swift voice) calm down ]

I mean.... play along, Medb.

[fergalicious]

[ maybe he should (taylor swift voice) shake it off

She laughs. ]

Thank you for admitting your defeat. ✰

[aubins]

I like my ribs intact. Or not bruised.

[fergalicious]

Not your kink?

[aubins]

Mm, not especially, no.

[fergalicious]

Bor-ing.

[ booooo. ]

[aubins]

[ he laughs. ]

What, are you trying to kink shame me?

[fergalicious]

Yep!

[ No hesitation. ]

[aubins]

Rude.

[ wow! ]

[fergalicious]

[ She laughs. ]

It makes me more fun.

[aubins]

[ pfft. ]

Unpredictable, maybe.

[fergalicious]

That, too.

[ Wait. ]

Hey! Are you saying I'm not?

[ He better watch himself. ]

[aubins]

Most people don't roll their conversations into "so when can I smash your ribcage in?", Medb.

[fergalicious]

I wasn't going to. I like you enough not to.

[ Well. ]

No promises if you ever want to spar.

[aubins]

[ aw medb ]

Now sparring is a different thing entirely.

[fergalicious]

I'll treat you generously in a spar.

[ She means she'll try to crush him without mercy. ]

[aubins]

Somehow I find myself wondering about your interpretation of "generous".

[ lmao ]

[fergalicious]

[ She laughs. ]

It's what you're thinking, but I can be generous in other ways.