SHEILA

[aubins]

this is santa clarita diet, right?

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[aubins]

[ he looks a little like he might want to be sick. just a little. ]

...

This is worse. A lot worse.

[toesies]

[... She reaches over to tug at his sleeve or whatever.]

Hey, come on. Let's go somewhere else.

[aubins]

Give me one moment. I want to make sure I'm not missing something in plain sight.

[ even if this is gross. GROSS. he's just going to check around the pods and the backs of them to see if there's anything of note -- any tags or numbers, but... ]

...

Mm.

Okay, I'm done.

[ let's bounce out of this creepy pod morgue. ]

[toesies]

[Deep inhale, deep exhale.]

Okay. Let's bounce, motherfucker!

[Time to pull him out of the room, and into the corridor.]

[aubins]

[ he will allow himself to be dragged by a milf. ]

Brilliant new plan: let's not go back in there unless we really have to.

[toesies]

I agree with that plan! There is nothing good to see there, anyway.

[Dragging him to the elevator... Time to go to another floor, tbh.]

[aubins]

[ where are they going sheilina georgammond ]

Nothing that isn't hugely concerning, at the very least.

[toesies]

[Good question! She literally slaps a button on the elevator at random. RNG says third floor.]

So, we agree, nothing good.

[aubins]

We are probably going to have to take a closer look at it, but that's a job for future Yuri.

[ to the third floor they go ]

[toesies]

Best of luck to future Yuri. But present-Yuri needs to relax now.

[Third floor, and then to the gardens. Fresh air, binch!]

[aubins]

[ fresh air!!!! ]

If you say so. Not a whole lot of relaxing time here though, all things considered.

[toesies]

All the more reason to make use of whatever downtime we get.

[aubins]

And I'm assuming that doesn't involve staring at the test-tubed bodies of our living and dead companions, huh?

[toesies]

Absolutely not.

[aubins]

[ he makes a sweeping motion with his hand: ]

Then lead on. I will follow you, wherever you choose to go. Within reason.

[toesies]

Only within reason?

[aubins]

I'm not going to follow you into the bathroom. You're a delight, but I can only go so far and I don't think it'd be welcome.

[toesies]

[She snorts.]

Fair enough! Then how about a stroll through the gardens? Breathe in some fresh air, smell the roses.

[aubins]

Sounds good to me. Just as long as we don't touch anything and bring Pride down on us like a ton of bricks.

[toesies]

Aw... Pride's not so scary. Just treat the flowers with respect and everything will be fine.

[aubins]

Scary? Nah. Sometimes a bit like dealing with a kid having a sulk? Yes.

[toesies]

[She snorts.]

Now, don't let them hear you.

[aubins]

Please, what are they gonna do? Stab me?

[ yeah. ]

[toesies]

They're not lacking sharp, pointy objects. That's for sure.

[aubins]

And they do love to remind us of that.