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[aubins]

this is santa clarita diet, right?

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[toesies]

[She snorts and shakes her head.]

No fucking clue. But I wouldn't know any of the stars on my world, either, so take that as you will.

[aubins]

Same. I had them explained to me, once? But I don't know if I'd be able to point them out without struggling.

...

Still it is just nice and peaceful in here.

[toesies]

Right? I'm sure someone will get something out of this room, but me? I'm just here for the view.

[aubins]

Can't say I'm here for anything different.

[ he glances over at her. ]

So, you following the orders of our mysterious text message overlord, or ignoring it for the moment?

[toesies]

I already took care of it. [A shrug like, nbd!] You?

[aubins]

[ nbd!! ]

Yeah. In my own way.

Wonder what all that was about, anyway.

[toesies]

An attempt to get a confession out of someone? You know, of the "I killed your friend" variety.

[aubins]

I wonder if it meant any kind of confession. But imagine if that worked, getting someone to admit to a murder because of all this.

[toesies]

Imagine being on the receiving end of one.

[aubins]

Might depend on who it was and why they did it though, don’t you think?

[toesies]

Obviously. Like, if they killed Grell! That's community service.

[aubins]

[ he just snorts at that ]

Definitely not a fan of hers, huh?

[toesies]

Not a fan of infamous serial killers who commit hate crimes.

[aubins]

Well the name didn't mean much to me, but it apparently has quite the background to it, from what we were told. Two mass murderers in one place, didn't we get lucky?

[toesies]

Two that we know of.

[aubins]

[ exhausted: ]

Stooooooop.

[toesies]

Sorry, just saying.

[aubins]

Where did they find all of us, we're like perpetually difficult and willing to throw down.

[ i, personally, love all of us so much ]

[toesies]

Right? Such a specific trait to have in common.

[aubins]

Maybe that's what we need to be to get the goal we're all working towards.

[toesies]

Messy like the Kardashians?

[aubins]

... I have no idea who that is.

[toesies]

Some would call that a blessing.

[aubins]

Now you're just making me curious. They're that bad?

[ he's absolutely thinking, like... noble house, or something. ]

[toesies]

Some people hate them! Others, love them. Personally, I just think they're good entertainment.