SHEILA

[aubins]

this is santa clarita diet, right?

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week 3, monday, text 1/2

[aubins]

sheila, she of impeccable taste and vision.

2/2

[aubins]

i have make up now. who here do you think is most in need of a makeover?

[toesies]

Yuri! He of awesome and equally impeccable vision. 😉
You better lend me some products so I can do something about this face. But if you want to do charity work...
One of the guys?

[aubins]

💄💅 what do you need? i have the basics and some nail varnish

one of the guys would be a good idea. who's got the base but not the refinement? ... white?
he might take our hands off if we got close to him with a makeup brush though.

[toesies]

Show me the basics when we meet up! Though, it won't be concealer or foundation. Your undertone is not the same as mine.

Ugh. Not White. We can't work on someone who won't stay still.
How about Mineo?

[aubins]

i wiiilll. ✨ have a look through there anyway, there's a fair bit. lust might've included some alternate shades as well, i'm not sure.

[ he went right for the eyeliner and didn't look back. ]

....

ooh. mineo.
yeah that would be a good idea. sort out that mess his hair is in and half the battle is won.

[toesies]

I know! He's such a sweet guy. I bet the girls would be all over him if he tried something different.
And who knows, maybe even Miss OR Mister Right.

[aubins]

...

i get the feeling he'd have to notice it was happening, first. although he DID have that impressive bite mark on his shoulder at the weekend, so maybe he's already found mister or miss right and we'll just be helping him along that chosen path

[ they're selfless, flawless and wonderful people, really ]

[toesies]

Oh, excellent point! I take back what I said yesterday. Only good people would give someone a make over to help them find true love.
We're great! Go, us!

[aubins]

we’re delights and we’re definitely not doing this to try and fill out some lines on our indulgence bingo card

[toesies]

Definitely not! We're doing this from the good of our hearts, that's all.

[aubins]

... yeah. if anyone asks, that's our story.

you ready to go hunt down the victi--volunteer?

[toesies]

Lucky contestant, Yuri. Like winning the lottery.
Where should we meet up?

[aubins]

i guess it makes sense to start on the main floor and work our way up.
meet you by the elevator there?

[toesies]

Give me five minutes and I'll be there. 😎

[aubins]

😉😎🏃

[toesies]

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[is she going or is she now spamming emojis. mystery.]

[aubins]

[ hopefully the former because yuri is already on his way ]

[toesies]

[It's okay. She will arrive fashionably late by one minute.]