SHEILA

[aubins]

this is santa clarita diet, right?

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[toesies]

I don't think I'll be able to look at chocolate the same way again.

[aubins]

I recommend throwing them at things. It's very therapeutic.

[ ... ]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around why someone would go after Luca. Looking for an easy target...? He couldn't fight....

[toesies]

... I know. He was an asshole, but he didn't deserve to die.

[aubins]

Aside from the murder robot, did anyone? I'm not sure this place cares.

[ ... ]

Doesn't mean I don't agree though.

[toesies]

The entire premise does attract a lot of selfish douchebags, doesn't it?

[aubins]

"Fuck around and get whatever you want" isn't a sales pitch that normally attracts the selfless and caring.

[toesies]

Yeah, but you would have hoped it would attract less homicide enthusiasts.

[aubins]

You would, wouldn't you.

[ he just reaches over the bar and returns with


a bottle of wine. and pops it on the bar between then. they always end up drinking? ]

[toesies]

[stares at the bottle.]

We really should add a schedule to the bar.

[and then she grabs some glasses and starts pouring.]

[aubins]

What, so we can’t pretend we’ve been here less that we have?

[ can’t hide from your shame if your shame’s not documented. ]

[toesies]

No... It's just that we drink a lot on the weekends. And I don't blame us.

[aubins]

New rule -- no one's allowed to get completely drunk on a Saturday night, not after last week.

[ ... ]

You alright? Within reason.