SHEILA

[aubins]

this is santa clarita diet, right?

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[toesies]

Oh. That part. Yeah, that wasn't our finest moment.

[aubins]

we didn't even get to keep the cat?

[ can text sound offended because he sounds fuckin' offended ]

[toesies]

I KNOW 🥺

[can text sound distraught because she is distraught]

[aubins]

there were three of them too, it would've been perfect!

[ wait, hold on....


there. ]

😿

[toesies]

We could have ALL had cats...😿😭

[aubins]

that would've been such a good prize for dealing with that boat and the drunkeness...

but no. screw us, i guess.

[toesies]

Should we ask our avatars for a cat? You know, as reparations.

[aubins]

..... we can ask...

[ if text can convey pure doubt, this does. they can try. he has a feeling they won't succeed. ]

[toesies]

Is that doubt I read in your text, Yuri?

[aubins]

speaking from experience we'll either get one immediately or they'll fob us off in record time.

[toesies]

Sounds like it worth a try, anyway.

[aubins]

i guess the worst thing they can do is say no.

[toesies]

Exactly!

[aubins]

i guess if they say no we can just go to the simulation room, think of a bunch of cats and live our best lives that way.

it's not like imagining an area full of cats is gonna be hard. [ GARREG MACH your CATS ]

[toesies]

Oh! Like that island full of cats. I saw it on Facebook once.

[Love that they've wasted the last text on cats. It's fine.]

[aubins]

.... what’s a face book?

[ and now he will never know ]