SHEILA

[aubins]

this is santa clarita diet, right?

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[toesies]

[So kind of him! Too bad Sheila is squinting horribly, and reaches out for the bottle with very careful motions, like she can't quite see.]

Why are you sitting here in the dark?

[aubins]

[ what is happening with everyone today. ]

... I'm not sitting in the dark, Sheila.

Did something happen to your eyes?

[toesies]

What? No! Can't you see the lights are completely jacked?

[She gestures at the neon lights! Which look absolutely normal to Yuri.]

[aubins]

[ he's just going to put that bottle of wine in her hands, against all instincts telling him not to. ]

I promise you, they're fine.

... Where were you last night? Did you stay in your room?

[toesies]

[She won't drop the bottle! Miraculously.]

And I promise you, they're not. [Looooong exhale.] No, I got stuck here. The lights went crazy last night, and now they're broken. How can you seriously not see this?

[aubins]

[ proud of you sheila ]

Then we're definitely seeing different things. [ huh. ] You don't think what you're seeing might have something to do with being out here? People are walking around with weird ... things happening to them.

[ have you seen the cherry blossoms? oh right. sight. ]

[toesies]

Maybe...? It makes zero sense, though.

[aubins]

A lot of this place hasn't since I got here.

[ said with the tone of voice of someone adding more shit to the proverbial pile of irregularties happening here ]