YUEL

[aubins]

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[fluffier]

Why not? Don't ya think he's handsome?

[aubins]

[ a very long stare. i also just remembered yuel is being made into a clown while this is happening. ]

No. Why, do you?

[fluffier]

[ how can she judge a flea? she's a clown after all. ]

He's not really... my type.

[aubins]

[ she can absolutely judge a flea she has a permit ]

And he's not my type either.

[fluffier]

What is yer type?

[ closes her eyes to allow circles to be painted around them ]

[aubins]

[ he looks a litttttle concerned at the big eye circles, but for the moment doesn't speak up. ]

My type is my business.

[fluffier]

Boo. No fun.

[aubins]

It's varied. I can't just list you a whole line of trait and say "that's it".




It's just. Not Mahito. That much I do know.

[fluffier]

I dunno what my type is either, I guess.

[ time for the other eye ]

Someone that's nice to me...

[aubins]

You'd be in trouble if you were stuck with someone who didn't treat you nicely, don't you think?

[ ...


honkhonkhonk, yuel. ]

[fluffier]

Some people have really bad taste.

[ thinks of Belial and Lucilius ]

I mean, even Vlad had lovers while here.

[aubins]

Right?

That was a surprise for the ages.

[fluffier]

It's hard to believe when there's actually nice boys around?

[ Is there... Something soft and round being placed on her nose... ]

[aubins]

[ he will gently lean over and just


intervene at this point. ]

Isn't it? Maybe pity sex counts as an indulgence.

[fluffier]

[ pity sex is pretty sad even for vlad

but she's immediately distracted by the mirror held in front of her face ]






What is this.

[aubins]

[ maybe it was though.




hm. ]


It is, technically, makeup.

[fluffier]

Why do I look like a clown?!

[ starts rubbing at it ]

[aubins]

Maybe that's their idea of make up--- Yuel stop rubbing it, we can take it off properly.

[ come now your smol feral creature. to the make up counter. ]

[fluffier]

[ makes a miserable face as she follows yuri ]

This is what I get for trustin' ghost hands...

[aubins]

[ pff. ]

To be fair, choice of design aside they did do a very detailed job.

[ hang on he's going to fine some wet wipes so yuel can attack her face with those instead of just pawing at her skin. ]

[fluffier]

[ Thanks, Yuri! You're the best. ]

They should move to the circus if that's the kinda make up they do. No one goes to a spa to look like a clown.

[ She will take the wipes and start cleaning off her face. ]

[aubins]

You do if you're going to the circus afterwards.

[ come here, he'll help. this probably has real "mother wiping food off their child's face" energy, but he'll work on removing the make up from the parts of her face she might miss in the original scrub down. ]

[fluffier]

[ thanks, mom ]

I guess. I ain't ever gonna step foot in there again though... Even though people're dyin' everywhere. Something about that place is creepy.

[aubins]

[ hands her a lunch box and sends her off to school. ]

It doesn't smell so great in there either. Let's be honest.

[fluffier]

Didja go back there? [ frowns ] Is the House still all burnt too?