GU YUN

[aubins]

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[liuli]

[ HE JUST



SIGHS


SO HEAVILY ]

[aubins]

[ he just twists a couple more strands of hair out and tugs them into place. ]

There, there. I won't tell anyone if you're being soft.

[liuli]

Mineo came after me with two bowls of ice cream and I let him in my room. He started talking about being the master of love and I agreed with him.

[ THIS IS

THE WORST EFFECT EVER ] Give me back a lack of alcohol tolerance. Or the memories. I don't care. Anything. Take my hand again.

[aubins]

[ ...





hold on a moment, he needs to laugh. just at this whole situation. ]

This place is so powerful sometimes it scares me. Mineo? The master of love??

[liuli]

[ rubbing between his brows with two fingers... at least he can complain.... ]

I'm taking a vow of silence like one of those damned donkey monks.

[aubins]

There, there.

Your secrets are safe with me, here.

[liuli]

I wouldn't call it a secret so much as it is an unfortunate reality.

[ looks into the camera like this is the office. ] I think Mineo is rather akin to a puppy who spends too much time tripping after his too huge feet. Ah - good, I can talk about people if they aren't here.

[aubins]

[ he just laughs again, leaning forwards so his forehead bumps gu yun's shoulder. ]

Weight off your shoulders?

[ ... ] You're not wrong. He's surprisingly perceptive though, when you get under the surface.

[liuli]

He is. But I'm ignoring any positive qualities that anyone has in this entire place, right now.

[ grumbling. he doesn't dislike mineo at all he just thinks he's baby coded.

anyway. he doesn't shove yuri off of him, either. it's fine. he's in such a MOOD. ]

[aubins]

[ fwendship. well, if he's not being shoved off, he won't move. ]

Is that for your own mental self preservation?

[liuli]

Yes. So I don't cause the next murder in this place by simply offing myself.

[aubins]

[ grabby hands on the shoulders. ]

No way. No offing yourself, you giant Pride advocate.

[liuli]

[ EXTREMELY deadpan ] What point is there to living if I can't insult someone.

[aubins]

By going even harder next week, which you can only do if you don't off yourself like a giant drama queen?

[ he just tugs gu yun's ear lightly. behave. ]

[liuli]

[ he pulls a face. though, he's not gonna do that, clearly! yuri can tug if he wants. his cinnabar mole's looking kinda pink today. ]

Yes, yes. I won't rid the world of my presence so easily.

[ watch me be self death flagging ]

[aubins]

[ one day i'm going to get my revenge ]

Try not to. It would be a pretty extreme thing to lose your life and your wish over.

[ ....


but he is going to tilt gu yun's head around to look at him, with a hand under the chin. his gaze is rather sharp and searching. ]

[liuli]

[ ?? ??? ?? ? he looks? ]

What.

[aubins]

...

Your mole's paler than it was last week.

[liuli]

Ah?

[ he reaches up, and taps underneath the spot where the mole is. ] Did I forget to fill it in today?

[aubins]

[ ... he just frowns at him. ]

...

I don't see many people with red moles either. Let alone ones that seem to be consistantly fading.

[liuli]

It's something of a fashion trend, in Great Liang, to have beauty marks. Don't tell anyone I've faked mine, ah? My reputation would be ruined.

[aubins]

[ ........


he just gives him the flattest of looks. all right. ]

...

If you're very good I might be persuaded to erase it from my mind temporarily.

[liuli]

Considering you don't know a person in Great Liang besides me, I don't think I'll be needing to keep you from blackmailing me.

[ he says with a laugh. ] Besides, you're the cosmetics expert, aren't you? If anyone would understand...

[aubins]

I'd hardly be classed as an expert, Gu Yun.

[ hmmmm. ]

I guess you're off the hook for the moment though. I'd probably be considered "too mean" to out your beauty regime to the public.

[liuli]

You might be diverted to talking about how lovely I am instead. [ fufu. ] And you're more of an expert than I am. Have you not proved that?

[ you just did his hair all pretty ]