GU YUN

[aubins]

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[liuli]

[ two fools learn about love arrows. ]

Well, probably. [ ... ] I'm not that worried about it, at the moment. [ gu yun waves his hand lazily ] If it had your book, I'm sure it'll have something on that, too. Maybe they're related.

[ lolol]

[aubins]

[ maybe molly can accidentally stab gu yun with one so they can stop beating around the bu-- i mean ]

My book?

[ what the fuck is an oliver twist, gu yun ]

[liuli]

Your pornography?

[ i have no idea what you're talking about ]

[aubins]

[ sure you don't ]

Oh this? [ when you forget there's a book in this thread. ]

Shows how stand out it is if I'm already forgetting about it. Here-- [ he hands it over ]-- you'll see what I mean.

[liuli]

[ inventory: +1 horrid porn book ]

Thanks. I think. [ he will. peruse that later ig ] I suppose reading bad literature counts as indulging.

[aubins]

Under what category though? Lust? It's not like you're going to get aroused by it.

...

Despair?

[liuli]

[ lol ]

Envy, for the jealousy of the you who lived without reading it, just ten minutes before?

[aubins]

Wrath, for how I'll probably feel when I finish it...? If I finish it, which could count as Sloth.

[liuli]

Pride for recognizing that you're better than any of the characters inside.

[aubins]

That's almost all of them. Lust is a no, they don't deserve the association and it's not sexy. Greed... well. I'm not sure I could be greedy about these books.

Literally take them from me, once I'm done with them I don't want to see them again.

[liuli]

[ oh god he doesn't want them

a beat. ]

... I bet, if we asked Wrath, they would be happy to dispose of them. [ with fire, ]

[aubins]

[ he laughs. ]

No, they'd get me to dramatically read from them again.

[liuli]

Again? [ oh that sounds hilarious. wrath is the best. ] Alright, that is a better idea. We could launch them through the flaming hoops in the circus ourselves, I suppose.

[aubins]

They'd read a variation themselves, so they found it even funnier. [ wrath is the best, yes. ]

Oh, that'd be a fun idea. Would it get Greed or Gluttony on our cases though, and could we be bothered to deal with that?

[liuli]

[ hmmmm. ]


Not if we clean up after ourselves.

[aubins]

[






he's thinking about it. ]

...





Alright, let's go.

[liuli]

[ BECKS OUR MAKEUP THREAD ]

Now? I did see Greed in the library, earlier. They might get touchy if we borrow the books right as they're there.

[aubins]

[ no, only spite book burning now---- okay fiiiiine. ]

Good point. He seems like he's real fun at parties.

[liuli]

Haha! What was the word we learned at trial? Tsundere. That's what they are.

[ greed is very good actually 10/10. ] Got any other particularly indulgent ideas for the afternoon?

[aubins]

.... Wow, I need to see more of that "Dere" side before I can comment.

[ wuv wuv gweed. ] ... Sleeping the afternoon away? Perfecting my eyeliner? Drinking way too much? I'm working on my ideas.

[liuli]

You've gone on about eyeliner since we've arrived here, does it really count if you're putting it on daily as an indulgence?

[aubins]

No. But I actually have it now, so I'm going to keep using it?

[ look at his eyes, they're lovely. ]

[liuli]

Yes, yes, you're very pretty. Are you fishing for compliments now, too?

[aubins]

Where did I say I was fishing for compliments. [ he makes grabby hands at gu yun ]

Come here.

[liuli]

[ ???? he goes over to the couch. yes. ]

What?