GU YUN

[aubins]

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[liuli]

Haven't seen anything today.

[ frustrating - maybe he was special last week. ]

Last night, all of the china and the silverware in the tea room was dancing. And... [ it was so weird. like so weird. hallucinating weird.

after a beat, he reaches into his pocket, and pulls a carefully wrapped up sandwich cookie from it. he'd grabbed it on purpose - it's not making a mess or anything - and it looks like a little strawberry macaron. gu yun offers it to yuri. ] ...Here. Eat this. Tell me what it tastes like.

[aubins]

Dancing?

[ he takes the treat from gu yun and squints at it. ] I don't normally put things in my mouth without knowing where they came from. What are you looking for here?

[ he turns it over once or twice, looking at the wrap around the snack. ] Did you eat one?

[liuli]

Do you think I'm going to poison you or something? [ yuri PLEASE ] I'm almost insulted you think I'd be so classless.

[ if he's going to do a murder it will not be with a poisoned cookie wtf

anyway. ] Yes, I had one, I'm trying to test if you'll have the same experience that I did, or if it's just the room itself. Just try it.

[aubins]

Don't get offended for the same reasons I'd get offended you'd think I wouldn't be careful, c'mon.

[ please.

still, he'll open it and squint at the cookie before taking a bite. do i dm the mods or does yuri just get the biscuit lore immediately. ]

[liuli]

I said almost. [ he's not really jeez

anyway yeah you're fuckin dead

no i'm kidding. it tastes like a strawberry macaron ] Well?

[aubins]

[ yuri collapses to the ground in a heap, life gone from his very attractive corps—

no. he just finishes off the other bite, and licks crumbs from his fingers. ]

Strawberry.

I’m going to go out on a limb and assume it tasted different to you?

[liuli]

[ bye

he digs in his pocket and uncovers another macaron, just as pink and strawberry cute, then pops it in his mouth.

and then pulls a face. ]

Chocolate. Along with everything else from the room, tea included - and apparently not just contained by the tea room, either.

[ ugh. disgusting.... ]

[aubins]

[ ascends. ]

Another one of those effects, I'm guessing. But... changing the flavour of things? What's that supposed to be representive of?

[ what are fireworks and glitter meant to represent either? who knows. ]

Not a fan of chocolate then?

[liuli]

Not sure, though I couldn't explain anything about fireworks, either.

[ a celebration?? a party?? who knows.

sigh. ] I'm not a fan of sweets - especially the ones here. [ everything's so sugary... ]

[aubins]

We'll just have to wait until we have more information then. Otherwise we'll go in wth ideas that are more likely to be proved wrong.

[ ... i mean kaz is one of the bodies, i'm expecting this to be weird as all heck ]

-- Oh, really?

Sure, some of them are kind of over the top with the amount of sugar they use, but they've been pretty good so far. [ guess who learned about milkshakes. ] Although I'm biased and think the stuff I know from home is better, but that's to be expected.

[liuli]

[ the first part gets an agreeable noise. yeah. make a list of locations and their weirdness, that was gu yun's priority today.

but the second; he just wrinkles his nose. ] They're all over the top, and I'd say that for Great Liang as much as I would here. I'm sweet enough on my own, aren't I? [ no ]

[aubins]

[ at least they have a vague idea of what's expected of them this week and can adjust accordingly. ]

...

[ yuri laughs. ]

Aw, very much so.

I'll get you to try saghert and cream some time. It's just berries and cream, but it's good berries and cream.

[liuli]

I will be sure to consider it suspicious for poison, too. [ that's very teasing. ]

[aubins]

Please do. You never know what these vending machines could do it our food if we're not making it ourselves.