GU YUN

[aubins]

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[aubins]

I'm not going to be goaded into this.

[ hmm. ]

Did you and Molly use the room while I wasn't there? [ hmm hmmmm ]

[liuli]

No.

[ he seems amused by that one, actually, sipping at his tea. ] I'll give you a hint, if you need it.

[ (goads) ]

[aubins]

[ okay but when though? ]

Childe?

[ he is throwing out random guesses now. ignoring the hint for the moment. ]

[liuli]

Ugh, no.

[aubins]

Not a fan?

[ he takes a sip of his own tea. ]

[liuli]

Are you?

[ did YOU sleep with childe, yuri ]

[aubins]

[ we're playing guessing games only now? ]

He's fine to fight with. Or, was, until this week's whatever happened and now I can't hold a sword right.

[liuli]

Mm. Shame about his personality.

[ shame about your personality, gu yun, ] Could be worse. I woke up this morning and I couldn't talk.

[ thank god that wore off. ]

[aubins]

He's very.... eager to fight, huh. I hate to say that actually works in my favour. I'm surprised Wrath didn't snap him up.

[ .... oof. ]

Congratulations on that wearing off. I guess that means not all effects are permanent?

[liuli]

[ he hums. ] They've got better taste than that, I think.

[ as for the effect question, though, he nods. ] Seems like it. I'm not sure what I've lost, now, but I'll take the victory. I rather felt like I was boring without it.

[aubins]

[ he laughs. ] I'd agree.

Not being able to talk sounds like the more tiring option, honestly. [ ... ] So? Who was it?

[ XOXO GOSSIP GIRL ]

[liuli]

[ he bats his eyelashes. ]

Still want that hint?

[ fufufu ]

[aubins]

How are we supposed to gossip about it if you're being coy?

[ bleh. ]

[liuli]

You've already mentioned them in this conversation.

[aubins]

[ he raises an eyebrow ]

Wrath?

[liuli]

[ winks




i mean he could be bullshitting, but ]

[aubins]

And here they were telling me I'm their favourite. Rude.

[ he sounds SO amused though. ]

Do they actually have an eight pack on fire or have I been lying on their behalf this whole time?

[liuli]

Oh, yes. It's incredible.

[ is he telling the truth or not?? is he telling the truth about any of this??? a mystery ] They are very beautiful, though. You ought to tell them so - they'd appreciate it.

[aubins]

They seemed very... unsure about their appearance. They took their hood down but made sure I had my eyes closed the whole time.

[ ... ]

I'll do that.

[liuli]

[ there is - just a moment where his expression softens. ]

You should.

[ but, then, he smiles, bright and mischievous again. ] That's it for me. How was it with Luca, then?

[aubins]

[ he tilts his head thoughtfully. ]

Maybe a little tactfully though. But yes. They should feel good about themselves. It's difficult enough to half the time anyway.

[ he just grins. ]

It was fine. Luca's very charming, especially when he's interested in bedding you.

[liuli]

He's kind of small, isn't he?

[ spoken like a twink ]

[aubins]

Height wise? He's literally the same height as you.

[ but he laughs. ]

[liuli]

Width, more like!

[ he's so SCRAWNY ]

[aubins]

Wow, we're around the same weight.

[ you callin' him SCRAWNY, GU YUN? ]