GOJOU

[aubins]

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[aubins]

Yeah, I'll give you that. I figured you'd be a lot easier to hit.

[ the tragedy of being team sloth, gojou. you just have to lie there and deal. but hey, at least he did the least he could in this whole fight? super annoying! ]

Normally my enemy wouldn't eat dirt before I had a chance to finish them off. [ pointedly. ]

[mukagen]

[ It is a tragedy... Gojou really likes doing things, he tends to do a lot of things at once, but it's different here. He has to slow down. ]

I wanted to make a grand exit.

[aubins]

By collapsing on the ground in a heap.

[ he just looks pointedly at the pile of gojou. and then actually back up at his face. ]

I can see that worked out really well for you. [ did you even try, sir? ]

[mukagen]

[ Gojou takes the look with grace, merely staring back at him with big blue eyes. He even blows his bangs up with a with a quick puff so he can see Yuri even better. ]

It worked out really well.

[ Smiling, though not intentionally smug, comes of very much smug. He did try, though. ]

[aubins]

[ wow. infuriating. ]

Really.

[ he leans back a little so he can cross his arms. or as best as one can cross arms when they're still pointing a fake foam sword-that-looks-vaguely-dick-shaped at a guy's throat with one hand. ]

[mukagen]

[ Gojou stays put, though he shimmies a bit in place to get more comfortable, barely nudging against the dick-shaped sword. Hands rest clasped over his stomach ]

You don't like the view from up there?

[aubins]

[ they're just here now i guess. send help. ]

I've seen worse.

[ guys? hello?

he removes the vaguely-dick-shaped-sword after a moment, and leans it on the ground. ] Turns out it's actually less fun if you're just dodging.

[mukagen]

Thanks!

[ Whether or not Yuri meant is as a compliment, Gojou will take it. ]

I'm not sure what you expected me to do when I'm unarmed. [ except... you know... still put up a fight which he could have done. ] Is this how you would leave your enemy, though? You would spare them?

[ hello? ]

[aubins]

I thought you said you taught martial arts, blue eyes. [ calling out

that bullshit ]

I could try and beat you to death with a foam sword to claim victory, but we'd been here a really long time, and it might just get awkward. [ more awkward than just sitting on a guy and chatting with him. ] I'm thinking of alternatives.

[mukagen]

When you think of something, tell me.

[ He doesn't mind that Yuri is sitting on him. It's not like the other man is heavy. It does kind of remind of him childhood..... where he had to take care of some brats. To think he's grown up to take care... of more brats as a job. ]

So you want to see some martial arts?

[ IT REALLY IS BULLSHIT BUT ALSO NOT BULLSHIT. ]

[aubins]

[ wow, he's a mature adult. maybe gojou was just meant to be a brat herder. does it take one to effectively herd others? ]

...

[ i mean at this point, sure. ]

Why not? Surprise me.

[ things said moments before a disaster--- ]

[mukagen]

[ I'm just saying he's used to being sat on! Kind of! Anyway, since he was given the green light. He flips their positions, now pressing yuri against the floor with his back facing him. His arms are locked together with one grip at the wrists. ]

Since you asked. Has anyone taught you about pressure points? They're pretty convenient if you can catch someone off-guard.

[ His free hand pokes one, maybe two, but doesn't add any force on them. He isn't here to knock Yuri out! Their positions do change a bit, grip loosening only so Gojou can put Yuri into a hold while keeping his joints locked.

Dick sword is forfeit here, but they are really two dudes pressed awfully close together again. ]

[aubins]

[ oof. well,

he did say surprise him. ]

No, but I could hazard a guess at what they do.

[ his eyes flicker up, trying to see where his hands are trapped and whether there's any wriggle room to free them. it's not looking likely, captain. but he's nothing if not a planner or a plotter.

y'know. two dudes just wrestling in the gym room. as you do. ]

[mukagen]

You can try to escape if you want.

[ Gojou is making sure that this is somewhat comfortable, but it's... Definitely still suffocating in its own way as most holds meant to immobilize are.

In his opinion, he doesn't feel like his position changed much from before. ]

[aubins]

[ ....




well. he did essentially ask for this. but the challenge has been issued and he really wants to actually escape now so. he maintains eye contact for a solid thirty seconds, and then forces himself up with his shoulders, ignoring the strain it puts on his arm and



bites gojou in the shoulder. hard. ]

[mukagen]

[ Huh... Well, that is a sharp pain. Good thing he's used to that. He peers over. ]

So you're going to resort to biting me, huh. [ For now, the pain is fine. ] I hope you don't have rabies.

[ BITE HARDER. ]

[aubins]

[ excuse me control your kinks. but yes he is biting harder.





and also bringing up his knee to ram into gojou's stomach. ]

[mukagen]

Hey, you're going to leave a mark.

[ There are many ways to combat this. For the knee, he straightens it out and locks it in place again, but haaaa. Usually, he would just headbutt the other person until they start bleeding... Except he shouldn't do that. They're playing around.

HOWEVER, he doesn't want to surrender. ]

I haven't showered.

[ feigns stinkiness to scare yuri off ]

[aubins]

[ he'd say tragic, but he'd have to stop biting?

they will just be here forever at this rate -- yuri has two leg and is going to use the other one to try and land a blow on gojou's kneecap. or the back of his knee. he'll do whatever weird ass contortions he needs to do to make it work.



but he does actually stop biting him to give him a really flat look. ]

That is hardly the worst thing I've had in my mouth.

[ and then he's going to twist his arms to try and get them free. rude. ]

[mukagen]

I'm not sure if that's something people usually share.

[ Gojou does relent not too long after the harder bite before ow. Ow! ]

What are you going to do about this?

[ SHOWS HIM HIS WOUND! ]

[aubins]

Wow, presumptuous? I know some really bad cooks.

[ what are YOU thinking about, gojou?

well. now he is free? he’ll squint at the bite mark. ] On the bright side— [ he pats gojou’s other, non-bitten shoulder. ] Thanks. That should cover that whole Indulgence thing for the week. One less thing to worry about.

[ he stands up, shaking out his arms because ow? and leans down to grab his abandoned foam sword, which he then uses to lightly bat gojou on the head. ] C’mon. There’s definitely going to be something with a high enough percentage to disinfect that, and we have enough towels around the place to clean it up.

[ is he going to complain about a vodka soaked towel on that? ]

[mukagen]

People only say that as a bait.

[ He isn't even going to defend himself, but point out the usual purpose for such a line. Gojou also stands up. ]

If you're thinking of using drinking alcohol, it isn't really effective.

[ but what can they do.......... ]

[aubins]

I do know some really bad cooks though. [ he's almost thoughtful.

stop i googled and the internet tells me otherwise. would the internet lie to me? ]

Unless you're hiding a first aid kid somewhere, we haven't got much else to go with. I don't have any tomes so I can't heal you that way.

[ he shrugs. ]

[mukagen]

[ Gojou just finds it difficult to believe drinkable alcohol will work!! But he doesn't know if that counts for Space(?) Alcohol. ]

All right, all right. Let's go ransack the bar. I could go for a soda, too.

[aubins]

[ trust him.... he (maybe) knows what he's doing. ]

-- [ he looks like he wants to ask what that is but he stops himself. he's heard this before... ] The... stuff that exploded all over the music room?

[ he'll even put some kitchen towel over the bite, if gojou is good. ]