GOJOU

[aubins]

Comments

[mukagen]

[ Gojou would usually leave it in the pantry, so he will check? And it seems no one has! There's a broom here and Gojou passes it over to Yuri. ]

Lucky youuuuuu.

[aubins]

[ broom get! ]

Lucky me~

[ he balances the broom in his hands and gives it a experimental swing. it's definitely too bottom heavy with the broom head still attached, but that's fine. they can fix it and hope that gluttony doesn't descend from the ceiling to end them for crimes against the setting.

he sets the broom down against the counter and starts digging through the cupboards for string, and... anything to loosen and tug the broom head free. ]

If we still had knives I might've been able to dig one those nails [ screws? ] out and make my life a lot easier...

[mukagen]

[ Hey... Their crimes are better than someone making nachos straight on the countertop. They're just making use of what they're given? And not breaking anything. ]

That would be convenient, wouldn't it? Too bad all of the knives were stolen so quickly.

[ haaahahaha. ]

I didn't even get a chance to cut fruit.

[aubins]

[ so hey he's uh










using a knife to try and get those nails out.

funny how life works, isn't it? ]

Speak now, or forever hold your fruit cutting peace.

[mukagen]

[ Oh. Gojou props his head onto a hand, elbow on the counter, and watches with raised eyebrows. ]

... I see you're one of the little raccoons that took a knife.

[ LOOKING AT HIM. He has a new nickname for him now. ]

[aubins]

[ he just

flips the knife around to point the blade at him. ]

Upset you didn't get there first?

[mukagen]

Yeah! I could have been peeling apples all this time.

[ Actually, he thinks it's hilarious? ]

[aubins]

Should've robbed the kitchen quicker then.

[ he just goes back to digging out those nails from the broom and then pushing the bristled end off with a clatter once they're loose enough. ]

Well. This will have to do.

[mukagen]

You're right. I just have to eat around the peach pits for the rest of my time here.

[ Gojou will take the bristles and hide it into one of the drawers. No one will ever know that Yuri just... Robbed the broom of its handle, basically 80% of the broom. ]

[aubins]

Blue eyes, I’m deeply sorry for the troubles in your life because you didn’t think to nab a knife before everyone else did. Try your best to manage.

[ thanks gojou is complicit in this crime now. yuri will be busy tying the juggling pin to the stick of the broom with a focused expression as he knots and double knots it in place.

once he’s done he gives it a quick swing to see if everything holds together, before swinging it around and


stopping it just at gojou’s temple. ]

At least it’s definitely got the reach I wanted. [ haha height jokes ]

[mukagen]

[ He continues to loom like the goblin he is, tilting his head as he's watching the weapon coming together. Stillll looks stupid, but if it works it works. ]

Ohhhh.

[ gojou doesn't flinch at all when yuri's new bludgeoning weapon lands right next to his temple. his blue eyes continue to glow as if reacting to yuri's words. ]

This is also to compensate for your height.

[aubins]

[ if it gets him in the indulgence points, he'll make it work. loom away, gojou.

...

he doesn't whack it into the side of gojou's head, but he does tap it there instead. ]

Not everyone can loom over the masses like some people here do.

[mukagen]

That's true! At least you're doing what you can to close the gap, Yuri.

[ He applauds even though he was tapped. ]

... Are you going to lug that around all the time?

[ lol ]

[aubins]

Your height also leaves plenty of you to hit in a fight. [ SMILE. ]




[ he sighs. ]

Probably not. But I'll know where it is if I need to use it. Good enough for you?

[mukagen]

[ He throws his hands up to show he doesn't have grubby hands. ]

It's not like I have plans on stealing your juggling polearm. I was just curious.

[aubins]

It’d be a bit obvious wouldn’t it?

[ he rests it on the ground and leans on it like a cane ]

But anything’s useful if you can make use of it somehow.

[mukagen]

I personally don't see a reason to hide it. The peace has been broken already.

[ That's, of course, his opinion, though. ]

... Do you still have your combat prowess?

[ curious cause... Gojou's kind of comes and goes. ]

[aubins]

We'll see. The peace is broken, sure, but I don't exactly want to be fanning the flames.

[ and that's his opinions.

... mm. he wrinkles his nose. ]

Not really. I tried training today and it went kind of terribly. Same for you?

[mukagen]

It's on and off. [ He makes the wobbly hand gesture. ] I've been feeling weird sometimes, too.

[ Anyway, may he see the new juggle spear? He offers an open hand so let him see! ]

[aubins]

Weird? How so?

[ he'll lower the brand new juggle spear and hand it over. look at the majesty and construction here, it's wonderful. ]

[mukagen]

[ He lifts it up and down, kind of seeing how it feels in his hand. It has decent weight, though he doesn't want to try spinning it in case he'll hit himself. ]

Sometimes... [ How does he say this! He should make it joke-y. ] I feel bashful.

[ It's true, though. ]

[aubins]

...

[ he tilts his head, watching the arc the weapon... well. sort of makes in gojou's hands. the tentative wriggle it makes, rather than a swing. ]

Weird, isn't it? Using a sword's second nature and now I'm surprised I didn't just grab the pointy end I was so bad with it.

[mukagen]

[ It's not as confident... Otherwise, Gojou would be spinning it all over the place. ]

This place has so much control over us—being able to take away our abilities, then also alter our personality... I don't like it.

[aubins]

[ rip your confidence this week gojou. none weapon swinging for you. ]

...

It's the illusion of freedom and the fact we all came here of our own choice. I don't like any of it, but I know why I'm here and then it feels like I don't really have the right to complain.

[ ... ]

I still kinda want to though.

[mukagen]

No, you definitely should complain. It's not like you signed up exactly for this situation.

[ VENT, YURI. YELL. RAGE!! ]